Neil Gaiman is a messy-haired white male author trapped in the body of an identical white male author with perhaps even less-tidy hair. His books and comics have won many awards. He thanks you for your offer of a comb but does not believe it would do any good. Despite being English, he lives more in America than he does anywhere else in the world, and is currently somewhere in his mid-forties.

Includes works by: Richard Adams; Kurt Andersen; Lawrence Block; Jonathan Carroll; Roddy Doyle; Jefferey Deaver; Jeffrey Ford; Neil Gaiman; Joanne Harris; Elizabeth Hand; Joe Hill; Kat Howard; Diana Wynne Jones; Joe R. Lansdale; Michael Moorcock; Walter Mosley; Joyce Carol Oates; Stewart O'Nan; Chuck Palahniuk; Carolyn Parkhurst; Jodi Picoult; Al Sarrantino; Michael Marshall Smith; Peter Straub; Michael Swanwick; Gene Wolfe.